Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Imagine ...


Imagine the very, very, worst . . and then multiply that by 10

Original Caption: Floodwaters from Hurricane Katrina cover a portion of New Orleans, LA. In addition to a state of emergency declared by Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco (D), "certain parishes may have declared martial law." said Brecke Latham, a spokeswoman in the governor's office. (David J. Phillip / AP)

Thanks to www.stevequayle.com

Monday, August 29, 2005

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Ben Raines / Katrina Pours

Sunday, August 28, 2005
By BEN RAINES
Staff Reporter

Oil traders closed business on Friday confident that Hurricane Katrina would hit too far to the east to affect the price of oil and natural gas.

That was before the National Hurricane Center shifted the storm's possible path to a more westerly track that slices through the nation's main oil artery and could result in record prices for a barrel of crude within a matter of days.

If Hurricane Katrina holds true to predictions and tracks north through the toe of Louisiana's boot, much of the nation's oil and natural gas infrastructure will be exposed to 140 mile per hour winds, 30- to 50-foot waves, and water current speeds of around 20
knots all the way from the surface to the sea floor.

"This storm is going to pass through the meat of the oil and gas fields. The whole country will feel it, because it's going to cripple us and the country's whole economy," said Capt. Buddy Cantrelle with
Kevin Gros Offshore, which supplies rigs via a fleet of large crew vessels.

The equipment located in the storm's likely path includes the bulk of the nation's oil and gas production platforms, thousands of miles of
pipelines and -- perhaps most importantly for national gasoline prices -- much of the country's refinery capacity. In addition, the south Louisiana coastline serves as the entry point for around a third of the nation's imported oil.

Last year's Hurricane Ivan, which came ashore along the Alabama- Florida line moving through an area mostly devoid of rigs, caused widespread destruction both above and below water in the fields off Alabama and eastern Louisiana. Floating rigs were found drifting
hundreds of miles from the wells they had been plumbing, while some rigs with legs fixed to the bottom toppled into the sea. Hundreds of millions of dollars worth of pipelines were tangled and torn to pieces by sea currents and massive underwater mudslides.

The full extent of the damage wasn't known for days and the Gulf lost nearly 30 percent of production capacity for well over a month, which drove prices for oil up $12 a barrel within a few weeks. Prices for
both oil and natural gas surged upward and stayed high for months.

But that storm was just a baby tap on the Gulf's infrastructure compared with the blow some in the oil industry are predicting from Katrina.

"No matter where it hits at this point, it's going to hit a lot of rigs, and the whole country is going to notice," Cantrelle said. "And if this thing comes up through Port Fourchon like they're calling for
right now, well, that's where 30 percent of the country's oil comes ashore. They are forecasting 40-foot seas for Fourchon."

Port Fourchon, located at the tail end of a barely there two-lane highway just a foot or two above sea level, sits exposed to the sea almost like an island lighthouse thanks to the loss of thousands of
acres of marsh that once surrounded it. The port complex -- like that skinny strip of a highway now so low and close to the water that fishermen use parts of the shoulder as a miles-long boat ramp -- has
been rendered ever more vulnerable by the massive erosion of Louisiana's coastal marshes.

"A storm of this magnitude, we're expecting some serious damage here," C.J. Cheramie with the Fourchon Port Police said Saturday afternoon. "They started evacuating the rigs once the storm got into
the Gulf. We haven't seen any helicopter traffic in awhile, suggesting that everyone has made it in. We are evacuating inland. We'll try to reopen the port as quickly as we can. ... there's just no way to predict what will happen with a storm this size."

Cheramie said he hadn't heard about a helicopter crash reported earlier in the day. Cantrelle, with the crew boat company, told the Register that one of his boats picked up all three passangers unharmed after their copter was forced to ditch into the ocean on its
way back to shore.

Thousands of the 5,000 rig platforms in the Gulf are located in the predicted path of the storm, and many of them are aging. In previous storms, it has been the older rigs that most often end up wrecked.

"Lot of these jack-up rigs, we've been towing them around for 25 or 30 years. These things are getting to be pretty old," said Bobby Autin, with Louisiana International Marine, a rig towing company. "The storm shifted so fast nobody really had a chance to do much but get the people off the rigs. We didn't move any. I sent all of my boats to Texas."

Autin said that as soon as Katrina makes landfall he will scramble his boats back toward Fourchon because he expects there will be a lot of work.

"There are always going to be rigs in trouble after a storm like this. We may have to tow some, or some we will even hold in place if they've tipped over until they can get to them to work on," Autin said. "We were all stunned earlier this year by Cindy when it came
through. It was just a tropical storm and it did a lot of damage offshore. They're saying this storm is on the same track. Imagine what it's going to be like if a category 5 comes rolling through these rigs."

Katrina - Cat 5

Hurricane risk for New Orleans

Colt Cosgrave in Red Deer

Thanks to Valley Times

Friday, August 26, 2005

Sean Basinger in Cheyenne

Wall Street's no place for cowboys - and this ain't no bull!

Thanks to Rocky Mountain News and www.stevequayle.com

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Slogan

Seen on Snyder's Plumbing truck:

A Royal Flush is better than a Full House.

Trader's Note: a jump in price without increasing momentum (MACD) means shorts are covering.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Signature Line

Heard this one yesterday. It could make a good signature line.

Only an intelligent person can have a sense of humour.

Seating 10,000

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water
The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus


Seating 10,000 people (6 at a time).

A Story for Pat

The Star reports that there are no stories for Pat.

Well Pat, here's a story for you:

~~ZEBEDIAH & HIS EGG BUSINESS~~

Zebediah was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred
young layers, called pullets, and eight or ten roosters, whose job
was to fertilize the eggs.

Zeb kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform well went
into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of Zeb's
time; so, Zeb got a set of tiny bells and attached them to his
roosters.

Each bell had a different tone so that Zeb could tell, from a
distance, which rooster was performing.

Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
simply by listening to the bells.

Zeb's favorite rooster was old Brewster. A very fine specimen he was,
too. But on this particular morning, Zeb noticed that Brewster's bell
had not rung at all!!
Zeb went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells a-ringing! The
pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

BUT, to Zeb's amazement, Brewster had his bell in his beak, so
it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Zeb was so proud of Brewster that he entered him in the county
fair. Brewster was an overnight sensation.

The judges not only awarded him the
No Bell Piece Prize but also the Pulletsurprise.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Warm and Fuzzy

If your church makes you feel all warm and fuzzy, it's time for a change.

Thanks to www.stevequayle.com and Steven Pinker.

Stone church Lake Tekapom, New Zealand

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Sour Grapes

Church

From the church bulletin announcements: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

Speakers on for When the Saints go Marchin ...

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Frost on the Pumpkin

August 13th and I had to scrape ice off the windshield this morning!

Past couple of weeks I've been busy over at the feedlot putting up silage.
Got rained out on Wednesday (10th) so I ended up getting a couple new tires put on my car.

Monday, August 08, 2005