I got the hungrys ...

I got the hungrys for your love and I'm waitin' in your welfare line.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had 7 but one
died, which was baptized on a half sheet of paper.

I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born 2
years old. When do I get my money?

Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited
regularly by the clergy.

I cannot get sick pay. I have 6 children. Can you tell me why?

I am glad to report that my husband who was reported missing is dead.

This is my eight child, what are you going to do about it?

Please find for certain if my husband is dead; the man I am now living
with can't eat or do anything until he knows.

I am very much annoyed to find that you have branded my boy illiterate
as this is a dirty lie. I was married to his father a week before he
was born.

In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10
pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and my 3 children, one of which
was a mistake, as you will see.

My husband got his project cut off 1 week ago and I haven't had any
relief since.

Unless I get my husband's money soon, I will be forced to lead an
immortal life.

You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make any
difference?

I have no children yet, as my husband is a bus driver and works day and
night.

In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in
the enclosed envelope.

I want my money as soon as I can get it. I have been in bed with the
doctor for 2 months and he doesn't doe me any good. If things don't
improve, I will have to send for another doctor.

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