Give me all your money

A young fella feeling the pressures of providing for his family, thought it might be worth the risk to rob a bank.

Cursory research led the young man to believe that all he needed was a gun and a bag for the money.

He procured the gun and bag, and headed for the nearest bank intending to say to the bank teller, "Don't mess with me. This is a stick-up. Give me all your money".

Upon arriving at the bank, the jitters over-took him; He pointed the bag, handed the gun to the teller and said, "Don't stick with me. This is a mess-up".

~Paraphrase from one of Adrian Roger's messages.