Investment tips for 2012

Watch for these consolidations in 2012:


1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co...

will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.



2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:

Poly-Warner Cracker.



3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.



4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa.



5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.



6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will call their newcompany :

Fairwell Honeychild.



7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:

PouponPants.



8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!




9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:

TittyTittyBangBang